lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

asgardiantom:

pufflehug:

the-afterword:

atlasalpha:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

WHERE IS MY MATE

A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever

If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what the internet is for anymore

OTP

this fucking website

So tumblr had been sold, the first thing that Yahoo sed was their not screwing it up…how reassuring… ;-;

shalrath:

please kiss me and call me cute names

sydthe-sloth:

walk up in the club like

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

cloysterbell:

martincrief:

TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?

#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true 

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

(Source: 5liferuiningbastards)